speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

googlewhoremonger

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.

"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

by Luvly latina lady! September 7, 2010

Googleblast

To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.

James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!

by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

googlenosis

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.

After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!

by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

Googleist

1. A specialist in Google search
2. An adherent or advocate of Google

A googleist is Google search addict.

by timlight January 27, 2010

Do your Googles

Do your research. Made famous by Fredro Starr from the rap group Onyx when being interview on the Breakfast club.

"My names Fredro Starr, do your Googles nigga"

by Dick C. Normous October 28, 2018

googletown

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.

yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.

by rachel svelt January 18, 2008