Fruit Rollup Gusher

When two men connect their erections with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist the ends to make a Fruit Rollup Gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the Fruit Rollup Gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 6, 2023

Fruit Fly

A straight, cisgender person who hangs out with mostly LGBT people, especially gay people.

"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."

by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023

Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

fruit basket

when a group of fruity queer people hang out

look at that fruit basket over there

by milkjugger April 27, 2022

Moon fruit

When a man engages in the act of mooning and his testicles are observed hanging below his cheeks.

My eyes are burning! He mooned me and I saw his moon fruit!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022

Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by anonymous May 4, 2022