Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Friday Night Funkin'

An indie rhythm game created by Ninjamuffin99 about a short blue-haired bisexual with ADHD and huge feet named Boyfriend trying to get freaky on a Friday night with his girlfriend Girlfriend, but her parents want him dead. The game is mostly played by neurodivergent queer people (like me :3) and brain-rotted children. However, despite the game's player base being mostly iPad kids, the game is peak, and if anyone says otherwise, disassociate with them immediately, because they're probably a sociopath.

My favorite Friday Night Funkin' song is Roses.

by Anti-Garmadon December 17, 2025

Freiza

Also known as Freeza. A being from the anime dragon ball, specifically Z and super. He has 3 forms which limit his power and then his fourth form which is his actual base form, no limits on power. He also 2 forms that multiply his power, the golden and black forms. He is essentially the main villain in all of dragonball. He was killed by Son Goku, then revived, then killed by future Trunks and revived, killed by Goku again after the earth is blown up and time is reset by Whis, revived for he tournament of power and he is still alive from that day. He has a father named King Cold, and a brother named Cooler.

"W-What are you?" Freiza exclaimed.
"I think you know already." Goku replied. "A legendary warrior, with a pure heart awakened by rage. SON GOKU... THE SUPER SAIYAN!"

by Flareking January 4, 2026

beddagist freddagin

best freind

shes my beddagist fredagin

by *sid* February 3, 2003

Brown Friday

Brown Friday, a.k.a. Deadline Friday, is a term used describing the last friday of the month where we're supposed to update our commercial websites.

Ah, it's brown friday again. Please refrain from using the air freshener and ventilation in the toilets, please.

by schande February 7, 2008

American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.

"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"

by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008

The Freidster

A male in his mid 20's, who has a large group of friends due to his ability to get front row tickets to any lakers game, concert, or awards show... Is always surounded by gorgeous woman, who wouldnt touch him with a ten foot pole... usually found in rich suburbs cruisin in a brand new mercedes, blasting mo money mo problems, but the edited version because he got it at the borders at the PV mall...

who is that guy with all those hot blondes? he must be a the freidster

by pv balla March 20, 2009