congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.

Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!

by bnr324life March 13, 2014

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 9, 2006

Reverse Dutch oven

When you love the smell a girls farts so much that you trap her under the blankets until she lets one rip so you can inhale it straight from her boot-ay.

"Dude, I reverse Dutch ovened my girl last night because I just can't get enough of her sweet lady stank."

by Drkblglass May 18, 2016

Dutch Fish-Donkey

To stick a fish up a donkeys ass, pull it out and start licking the shit off it, then deep fry the donkey

Sniffles likes to Dutch Fish-Donkey with his unckle Charlie Sheen.

by Snail jizz May 2, 2011