putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

guy next door

a senseless asswipe who pops ur footballs and lets his dog shit on yuor lawn he weilds a baseball bat and is usually over 50

damn kid kicked his ball over my lawn ill kill him arghhhh you little asshole u fuckin gonk....etc etct

by jack the sk8r February 1, 2005

Doorkeeper

An amazing, intelligent person.

An internet champion.

Hes good, but not as good as Doorkeeper

by Doorkeeper October 6, 2008

Hold Da Door People

One who ask others to hold da door so they can see if da welfare checks come in here.

Hold da door mf so I ca axed if da welfare checks come in here.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

doorgasm

a final orgasm (which may also be the first) occurring at the door after a date or booty call; replace the kiss in a "good night kiss" with an orgasm and it's a doorgasm

At the door, while saying good night, Mason fingered Amanda for a doorgasm.

by Mason Ramsey April 23, 2008

Back Door Blood Belch

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.

Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.

by Serial45 August 6, 2010