Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021

Athenist Depression

Strong depression that 70% of the people have after simping over Athenist Furry Egirls. Its recommended to stay away from Athenist and leave as soon as possible. Remember, when you try to make them ur egirl, you're not the only one, many people is also trying.

As a proof of their simping:
Thanks to Eraser the packing god, I (Timelessirius) could android pack athenist furry simp leaders instead of becoming their slave. I am proud of my family for not making me a simp and now, I go happy without Athenist Depression. Im a grown 15 years old brazilian man.

Remember, it is never late to get a life, stay safe.

Simp: Man I got Athenist Depression.
Person: Wait, why?
Simp: I tried to make them my egirls but I figured out that they're lesbians...
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Labi: OwO
Gab: UwU
ri: >_<
Simp: Mwa uwu give me img perms!

by Strychniness April 16, 2021

Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market

I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Meme Depression

A combination of calling any negative emotions as depression to the point of it becoming a meme - and doing nothing with your life other than lay in bed and browse memes to the point of developing actual mild depression symptoms.

- I've been browsing reddit and 9gag for days and I feel so lonely, unproductive and sad. I must be depressed.
-Nah dude, you were fine 3 days ago before you locked inside to browse memes, you just have some Meme Depression. And maybe Internet addiction.

by Heqe June 17, 2021

Tropical Depression

A Tropical Depression is a kind of storm that forms in the ocean. It’s wind speeds has 38mph wind speeds. However it can grow into a Tropical Storm or even a hurricane.

I just saw the news. Theres a Tropical Depression in the Atlantic Ocean.

by zerrobees July 17, 2021

Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.

-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.

by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022