by TulliusCicero July 28, 2009
A two part event involving a bowel movement and a cell phone. After experiencing a large and complete bowel evacuation, the unwitting participant stands and gazes in awe upon their handiwork which rises out of the tepid water like a brown soft-serve ice cream cone with embedded nuts and corn. They overcome their shock at the quantity of excrement and bend over to send the steaming pile flushing towards the nether regions of the septic kingdom when his or her cell phone slips out of their chest pocket and embeds itself into Fecal Fantasy Island.
by Iryshman January 27, 2011
When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.
James: What's John doing wrong?
Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!
John: This could work.
Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!
John: This could work.
by Yoakem January 30, 2009
A three way sex act involving at least one male who inserts his penis into the anus of both other participants.
by snizzlewizzle October 27, 2015
When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"
by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013
skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.
" yo i got mad tricks down at this spot"
other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
by ckillla July 23, 2010
To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
by Cocomaan February 28, 2011