When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
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"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
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To be like a food that isnt supposed to be crunchy but is
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
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Get the Crunch mug.When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
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