When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
by The French Whore January 10, 2016
This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
by Captain Towel October 28, 2020
When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.
"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."
by Huge Wiener January 13, 2012