clam bake

The act of smoking weed through one’s vagina.

Brittany and I are planning on celebrating 4/20 with a good old-fashioned clam bake!

by elgooGcM May 15, 2018

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016

clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber September 6, 2016

gravity clam

Saggy vagina lips

Too much sex will give you a gravity clam

by Kinkykittie August 12, 2017

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Clam Crush

When you and your best friend have a vagina and also a crush on each other.

Steph and Jess have a Clam Crush on each other.

by ClamCrusher August 8, 2016

Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023