Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

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Chocolate Swirl

When the male partner diarrhea’s in the female’s mouth. While the male partner has diarrhea in their mouth, they then continue to swirl their tongue in the female’s anal. The male then throws up the concoction in the female’s vagina, and continues to fuck her.

Last night I gave my girlfriend the almighty Chocolate Swirl.

by Chocolate Soaker July 21, 2021

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chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe

Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch

by sluggerbob November 22, 2010

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Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

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Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

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