Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021

Child Neglect

Neglecting a child

A woman went to Jail over child neglect

by 459395 June 7, 2023

Child

A human being that suffer from pressure in school life and parents

Your child is tired please low your expectations

by Maybeicanfindthiswhenimolder February 9, 2022

Child

Those invincible little shits in the wasteland that can't die even if you shoot them with a fat man. (unless you has mods) but you can enslave the little fuckers

Child: hey mr you are a asshole.
Evil bastard. THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD *fires gun and does nothing*
Evil bastard: the fuck is this bullshit
Child: haha
Evil bastard: *enslaves and sells kid*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019

reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Child

A child can exist

"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual

Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester

by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022