Digital Cancer

1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.

2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work

1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there

2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!

by djake93 August 3, 2009

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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

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Assticular Cancer

1) A cross between Ass cancer and Testicular Cancer.

2) You know it when you see it.

Yeah - total Assticular Cancer.

by J.W.W.L September 6, 2010

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Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

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