Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
by DuckMoment December 22, 2021
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Canadian penny

A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.
Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'

Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'

Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'

Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'
by sukadog April 01, 2012
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Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.
by BorisFitton July 21, 2022
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Canadian Gravy

The white chunky seaman that come out of asian medic
by yettiFTW September 27, 2021
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Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 15, 2019
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Canadian snowplow

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.
by Thejoeywright April 06, 2020
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canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017
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