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Canadian Tiger

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
by Canadian tigerlord57 March 2, 2019
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Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
by Noahator April 15, 2020
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Canadian

A canadian is a hot person that has Soviet descent no matter their family history. They also have rly big cocks.
by Sunlune May 13, 2022
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canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.
"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."
by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016
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hot canadian syrup

Freshly produced, hot, steamy semen from only the most masculine of Canadian men
I just tapped into Matthew’s hot Canadian syrup for dessert
by Jooooo25 March 4, 2025
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Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
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