Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.

Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Child

Basically Tommyinnt

TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD

by Sunni09 November 28, 2021