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Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
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former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.
Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly
"The Child is asking for weed again"
by Child hater August 31, 2022
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Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus
This child of the lords name is savannah.
by Savannah aka c.o.t April 20, 2017
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Child

TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD
by Sunni09 November 28, 2021
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Child slavery

It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school
by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023
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Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of
"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:
by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023
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