book

a thing you are forced to read because your teacher told you to

Person 1: What is that girl doing?
Person 2: It looks like she is reading something.
Person 1: It must be a book!

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”

“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.

"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."

by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008

Hallow book

A large book with a shape ( usually square ) cut out of hundreds of pages. Used to hide things in.

I was watching COPS and this guy had a hallow book with a knife and some pot in it.

by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

BOOK OF QUOTES

Author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the author DeShawn L. Yeldell.
A book with written quotes by the imaginative author MillYentei.
Quotes that are written by one author only.
A book of quotes written by the original author only

Charbel: What book are you reading this month?
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick December 9, 2023

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017