cup of tea and a biscuit

cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!

to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.

by don 12 December 21, 2013

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MUSHY BISQUIT

Mushy bisquit is a game associated with bukkake, where multiple men start jerkin their meat at the same time over a fresh bisquit. Each member tries to blow their load as quick as they can onto the bisquit. The last person to spit white rain on the bisquit has to eat the (now) mushy bisquit.

I walked in on my gay roommate, Derek, playing mushy bisquit with his fag friends. Homo.

by Sectumsempra*** August 25, 2010

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wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 2, 2003

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Dixie Biscuit

A dixie biscuit is the penis of a light-skinned man that has been dyed a darker color because of his pension for sticking it in dirty anuses.

That old man's dixie biscuit has been up and down Bourbon Street too many times.

by DiveNDame December 20, 2014

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biscuits

Slang for a pair of Stacy Adams cap toed shoes. Madison or Concord models.

He wore reverse pleated slacks and a pair of heated biscuits.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

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Biscuit

A boyfriend/girlfriend. One who another likes as more than a friend. One who likes another as more than a friend. A person you talk to all of the time. A crush.

1:Hey everyone, this is Alyssa, Tim's biscuit.
2:Nice to meet you!

1:Who are you texting so much?
2:Oh, just this guy.
1:Is he your biscuit?

by andimdenise April 28, 2010

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