beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English

Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series

by SamandAbby October 30, 2021

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.

Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.

by Madric44 July 07, 2017

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 14, 2014

Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.

1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!

by mondon July 10, 2023

yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.

did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.

by zizzle9333 July 01, 2012