Alex, derived from the
ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with
historical figures like
Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.