Hammer in half

To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!

If I could hammer in half all peoples problems in the world, peace and happiness would prevail!!.

by Ease of definition November 22, 2017

It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit

"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022

Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger

That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer

by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025

swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022