Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.

Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

Ham

A stupid person

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham

by tsjayy August 31, 2023