Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

by azzayan October 9, 2008

michael wong

the most annoying person you will meet. an absolute asshole. A short-tempered brat who often has a micropenis. desperately tries to fit in but falls flat on his face. A toxic person to be around. will try to act funny and trash over you the next day. Not afraid to steal your ideas and work. not afraid to throw you under the bus. Actually gay.

I can't stand that michael wong, he's so arrogant!

by I <3 Killa Kyle Killeen October 29, 2018

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

michael king

twat

Michael king is a twat

by bitch7859856 December 16, 2013

michael bisping

The Greatest Light Heavyweight fighter of all time.

Michael Bisping Beat Matt Hamill 10-6 all three rounds, and he's gonna destroy rashad evans to, because he's the best ever!

by Aron Hutchison November 5, 2007

Jean Michael

Super sexy that makes boys wanna hump themselves and do eachother while the girls start giving me blowjobs all day.
Also he is Megans bitch. lawl

Jean Michael is sexy

by xXSolarChaosXx July 14, 2009

Michael S.

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.

Michael S. is a lonely prick

by SFB dox May 15, 2016