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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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I miss YOU!
Tears I try not to make…
Think about cake…
We could share a piece or two❤️
by a dream and 💔 May 18, 2024
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Ere I ee

The act of throwing your hands up and announcing yourself
by Real deal20 September 12, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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I rock like pebble

This song is so buns!😂😁
I rock like pebble get jumped for your sheet
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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