Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

Shit Stain

One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

Ignore him, he's a shit stain.

by theguard1345 April 6, 2016

Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.

That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025