Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 09, 2022

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 29, 2020

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 24, 2014

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 24, 2014

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

generally a piece of shit

botia

pet: wow botia is generally a piece of shit
everyone except omgguy: i agree brether

by gamermanyeahyeah December 11, 2019

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018