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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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Keep you at the juice

To keep someone informed about and/or involved in something, such as a plan or project, especially that which involves or pertains to a specific group.

Similar to “I’ll keep you updated” or “I’ll keep you in the loop
Karen: "I really want to know what happens”

James: “No problem, I’ll keep you at the juice."
by Jameslala February 18, 2021
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can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.
Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020
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you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube
"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.
by zurap February 13, 2024
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An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
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As you wish

It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
by oceanxeyes June 12, 2023
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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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