National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

Hug your tallest friend day

On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else

Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day

by Unsub October 27, 2021

Rearrange your organs

Shuving your belonkedonk so far up somebody’s ass that it rearranges there organs.

Can I rearrange your organs big daddy.

by Dum/Dum October 27, 2021

Give your best friend a hug day

The day you give your best friend/friends a hug.

“Soooo…. Whyd you hug me?” “My bad bro it’s October 28th/give your best friend a hug day”

by Yourdadsadilf October 27, 2021

Your Mom

your mom

Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!

by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021

Rest your nerves

When you're irritating someone and they want you to go sit down or leave them alone. Grandparents say this a lot.

"Mama can i have this? Mama can i have that toy?"

Mother/Grandmother: If you don't rest your nerves boy/girl!"

by Stingwolf2000stingwolf2000 October 29, 2021

your momma

yo mama

”Your momma so fat, she's a continent"

by Bensmart101 October 29, 2021