Shit baggery

When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.

Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”

by anonymous May 25, 2023

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shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

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Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 17, 2021

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Shit tits

When you it's 3qm

Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr

by amberbooyah May 28, 2021

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