Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

by Mamo December 1, 2019

Zebra Turds

When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.

Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?

lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.

by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

by timberjaw February 2, 2015

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017