Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.
Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.
by Lord busts a turd February 03, 2019
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The White Turds

The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.

In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"

"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 05, 2021
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turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.
Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.
by Rocko Da Pimp December 31, 2014
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turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.
Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!
by ballouuollab March 13, 2009
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Turd Ghost

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.
by DivineFarter May 06, 2011
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stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse
man you really stirred the turd
by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013
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Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.
NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!
by NickiMinajFan#1 January 09, 2011
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