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chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
by Seawynth September 24, 2019
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Chode

Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis
by Juan is gay October 5, 2019
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Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode
by Her aulll October 9, 2019
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Chodezolez
Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez
by Chickenchode353 May 15, 2018
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yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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Chode

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢
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Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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