Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

virgin porn

something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.

virgin porn is the lamest porn of them all. that being said, its still porn and is awesome.

by arch king November 5, 2005

hair porn

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)

-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"

by Jazmania March 17, 2009

Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 12, 2008

extreme porn

Having sex whilst doing a crazy stunt like walking on a tight rope or even playing Minecraft

Megan:Did you hear Stefan is an extreme porn pro now.

Bill:No way that's so cool

by Spydter November 6, 2017

Guilt Porn

Guilt Porn occurs when people fish for 're-tweets' and "shares" by embedding some sort of personal attack in their original post, causing the victim to be forced to share the message, not because they happen to agree with it, but because they feel the need to defend themselves from the attack.

This is ridiculous Guilt Porn: "If you don't share this anti-cancer message, you're selfish!", "Share This Religious image if you're a REAL MAN. Or, more commonly, "I bet 80% of you won't re-post this...".

by Eats Paste December 3, 2014

attention porn

Girls who post partially nudes, Under wear pics, nudes on tumblr. Who don't put out or wouldn't be down to fuck in real life.

"loosehippybitch69 keeps posting pics of her half naked self with video games controllers. just for the re blogs. everything she makes is attention porn" - ilikecoolstuffman

by ninja cun·ni·lin·gus September 23, 2012