Mooning

When the value of an asset rises astronomically within a short period of time. Refers to the state of reaching new heights, i.e the moon.

Hey Carl, $GME, and $AMC stocks have started mooning! HODL for every little Ape, Citadel is fucked now!

by Kz vega May 11, 2021

Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon

ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.

Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*

by lovemario4486 June 28, 2023

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Moon-Cucked

An individual who sacrifices their personal pride for the sake of the larger goal or mission.

"While his crewmates Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong touched down on the moon in the lunar lander on July 20, 1969, Michael Collins Moon-Cucked and piloted the Columbia Command Module as it stayed in lunar orbit."

by Jesús de Pollò January 28, 2024

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023