eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

Cock Eye

Similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock.

"Bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night."

by Christopher Golding November 3, 2008

Japs eye

The end of the male penis

Brendon Travis tried ramming a zelda game down his japs eye

by Jack Middleton June 14, 2008

brown eye

noun; what the asshole looks like when it's not producing solid human body waste; the asshole at rest

When that nude dancer bent down in front of me, sticking her ass in my face, I got a clear look at her brown eye looking back at me!

by DannyG March 19, 2003

Whispering eye

An old English term for vagina as stated in the new movie Role Models.

"I miss your whispering eye." -Danny, Role Models

by spensaur March 30, 2009

emergency eyes

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.

Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.

by sadisfied February 17, 2006

Crab Eye

When a man wears jeans or pants that are too tight in the crotch area and the testicles are extenuated, one on each side of the crotch seam, thus visually protruding like crab eyes.

That guy's jeans were so tight he had crab eye every time he moved his legs.

by GatorZap January 22, 2014