This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.
Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!
by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010
Get the eye broccolimug. Similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock.
by Christopher Golding November 3, 2008
Get the Cock Eyemug. by Jack Middleton June 14, 2008
Get the Japs eyemug. noun; what the asshole looks like when it's not producing solid human body waste; the asshole at rest
When that nude dancer bent down in front of me, sticking her ass in my face, I got a clear look at her brown eye looking back at me!
by DannyG March 19, 2003
Get the brown eyemug. by spensaur March 30, 2009
Get the Whispering eyemug. by sadisfied February 17, 2006
Get the emergency eyesmug. When a man wears jeans or pants that are too tight in the crotch area and the testicles are extenuated, one on each side of the crotch seam, thus visually protruding like crab eyes.
by GatorZap January 22, 2014
Get the Crab Eyemug.