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by anonymous May 20, 2024
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
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Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.
I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.
by Cummy worm June 8, 2016
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Test

Test (Testimony) is dat nigga and he’s penis is extremely large. Some may say he wears baddy pants because his cock is dat big.
I saw dat mans cock and he was really dat nigga. Oh u mean dat nigga test.
by Cool powder October 28, 2020
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Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.
by northbot September 24, 2025
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