by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023
Get the SHORT KINGmug. Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.
Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
by Hot povket March 25, 2022
Get the Girl shortsmug. by Xbexster October 10, 2025
Get the Pretty penny not short of a daffodilmug. by Submlsslve May 1, 2024
Get the Short neckmug. National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…
by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025
Get the National Step on your short friends feet Daymug. A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights
Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.
by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025
Get the Half-Pint Short Stackmug. by Haven~san May 9, 2022
Get the SHORTmug.