massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

junior tryhard season

A time in a student's high school career during their 11th grade year in which the individual participates in "tryhard" activities. These include, but are not limited to: working extra hard for a board/ officer position; kissing up to teachers for rec letters; and overall being tryhard in classes.

Sometimes abbreviated to JTS (coined by ALC)

She is really trying to get president of that club, it must be Junior Tryhard Season.

by Aar Bear May 20, 2024

junior tryhard season

A time period during a student's 3rd year of high school where there is an extreme focus on trying hard in classes as well as going for all leadership positions in clubs and activities. It often characterized by extreme stress, many applications, and insufferable try-harding. (Also sometimes called JTS for short)

She is really in her junior tryhard season with the way she's kissing up to the teacher.
Junior tryhard season is so tiring with all these applications and effort!

by Aar Bear May 24, 2024

Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3

A terrible season with cars

Fortnite pro:Fortnite Chapter 5 season 3 is so ass
Kid:wdym,it's amazing with all those cars and turrets
Fortnite pro:that's why you'll never get earnings

by G3AFastboy17 May 28, 2024

The Boys Season 4

Oh man! It's so fucking good! "I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the warmth and the depth?" Genius! I died.

Hym "I don't know where all the hate for The Boys season 4 if coming from. This shit is great! Homelander's relationship with Sister Sage is great. The pacing is good. I don't see what the problem is. Oh! They gave Simon Peg permeation! Metal! And horrific! It's the best power! And they went with displacement. It's got to be the gay shit. They really need to let that shit go. The show still holds up and New Black Noir is hilarious."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Squid Games Season 2

NO NOT THIS AGAIN

Person 1: Yo squid games season 2 is out now
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by 2qg5 January 4, 2025