Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Salty

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is so salty bout everything

by Honest bitxh May 20, 2018

Salty pillow

When you cum on a pillow then let it dry before flipping it over waiting for an unsuspecting victim at a later date to flip it over and lay on it.

John placed a salty pillow on Tims bed

by BulkHulkC4Town May 24, 2017

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018

Salty Tapioca

Eating grandpa's sperm in a tapioca pudding cup

Joe: "Did you hear what Amber did ?"
Zacca: "Yeah I heard she had a salty tapioca at the nursing home. Showing the old men some love! "
Michael: "oh bless her"

by hahacasp June 11, 2023

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015

Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015