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Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights, the Mongols (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden, the Prussians, Napoleon, and the Nazis.

Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
But I have a hunch that Putin will become the next Tsar of all the Russias.
Russia by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
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Russian Wigger

worst kind of person with the worst ethnic background
russian wiggers are dumb people that wear f.u.b.u
Russian Wigger by shiz August 28, 2003

Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) 

When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.

The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.

Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.

Russian Sweathouse

Any type of sexual intercourse that is done in a cramped space, causing it to be very hot, as if it were a sauna or sweathouse. This is also done with a dominant woman, because Russians are fucking hardcore.
Last week me and Olga did the Russian sweathouse.

Russian Shot 

The recipient finds a willing female participant and a bottle of vodka.
The female pours some vodka into her mouth and spits it directly in the recipient's open mouth.
The recipient swallows the shot and the female immediately slaps the recipient in the face afterwards.
We wanted to give Vlad a rite of passage on his eighteenth birthday so we grabbed Mariska so Vlad could take a Russian Shot.

Oh man that's intense.
Russian Shot by Rasputin'sGhost October 28, 2012

russian dumpster 

the act of sodomizing a woman, then (in no particular order) ejaculating, defecating, urinating, and spitting into the woman's gaping anus.
dude 1: dude, i heard allan gave christine a russian dumpster last night!

dude 2: thats gonna start an infection....

russian table spoon 

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.
If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.