purple shit 

A substance inexplicably present at meetings between close, air-brained math class friends. Also, can be used as a wild card sort of word, when words just don't come to mind but your lips keep moving.

Associated motions: Jazz fingers, followed by a quick jerking "yesssss!" motion with both fists, is commonly understood as sign language for the phrase.

"Man, the purple shit is all over! You know what I'm talking about. It's purple... shit... you totally know."

purple shit by Ellie Worej December 16, 2007

Purple Pirate 

one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.

Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?

Purple Pirate by rumproast October 1, 2004

Purple Stoof 

A drink made by adding Cough syrup from walmart,gatorade,dish washing liquid,and a bit of koolaid, was invented in early 2006 by a 15 year old from kentucky who goes by 'Sinz' it has became popular by many rappers, Purple Stoof should never be drank'en but sipped.
many people confuse purple stoof with purple stuff, they are 2 differnt things, purple stuff is for pussys.

bum1: dat nig sinz was sippin' purple stoof on his front pouch!
bum2: lets rob him of his purple stoof
bum1: na sinz is well known to be da baddest E-Thugg on da net
bum:2 oh.

Purple Stoof by Sinz May 16, 2006

purple haze 

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.

I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.

purple haze by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008

purple toe 

when you get your toe cut off it turns purple

his toe is about to become a purple toe

purple toe by jamie baldwin November 24, 2006

purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

purple neckasaurus by 2323happens June 13, 2009

Purple Babbon 

1) To shank someone with a rusty spoon. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

or

2) The male genital or penis. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Guy 1: Don't make me Purple Babbon you in the back blood!!

Guy 2: Hey mate carm down mate........ i hope you mean rusty spoon shank right??

Purple Babbon by The Kitchen Gods November 6, 2009