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pussy slide 

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.
Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!
pussy slide by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009
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pussy freak

A derogatory term that refers to a dude whose priority in life is eating vagina.

Also, this man is NOT to be trusted. Under ANY circumstance. But let him do what he wants.
Hailey: I met a guy who wanted to go down on me before we even made out.

Meredith: Yup, sounds like a real pussy freak.
pussy freak by Lolerskates June 27, 2014

pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.
Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs
pussy scabs by FredFred69 August 17, 2014

pussy hiking 

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)
Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,
pussy hiking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Pussy Pixie 

The nurse who possesses the magical fairy dust that’s powerful enough to make a woman delivery vaginally when it seems as though a c-section is her only fate.
Give that girl to Karen, she’s a fuckin’ pussy pixie, she’ll get that baby out!

pussy monger 

One who craves nothing but pussy
That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!

Pussy Ambush 

The equivalent of cock blocking for girls.
I was at a party last night and by friends totally pussy ambushed me, so I couldn't get my groove on.
Pussy Ambush by Surma October 22, 2009