wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020

Wet slide

a wet slide is when you go from the clit to the intestines with one swift stroke.

Last night was crazy she had a real wet slide.

by Carin4Karen October 19, 2022

Wet Jilly

Like a wet willy but delivered in-between the butt cracks of an unsuspected victim.

As Jenn bent over to reveal her plumbers crack she became an unsuspecting victim of the Wet Jilly

by OatisB1 January 18, 2021