Noodle 

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

Noodle by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

Noodle hair 

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

Noodle hair by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

noodle syndrome 

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

noodle syndrome by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

noodle man 

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

noodle man by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

noodle 

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

noodle by naysp8 July 22, 2020

noodle pull 

The motion of pulling freshly made noodles out of a stir-fry box or bowl (preferably with chopsticks), creating the most craveable sight known to noodles.

Did you see that noodle pull on honeygrow's IG? It looks so amazing!

noodle pull by honeygrow July 28, 2020

Noodle 

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

Noodle by auxxie August 20, 2020