oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.

"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."

by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010

mitten

little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.

leave the mittens alone you fiend!

by baluba December 27, 2005

mitten

Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.

This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.

'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'

'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'

by Oblivia September 22, 2005

mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?

by dogga July 29, 2008

MinuteMan

To delete the history when your friends come over, or when you let them borrow the computer

Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house!

Friend 2: Yea fo sho

Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook?

Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go

Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman

Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!

by Jergoff12345 August 12, 2012

Gaza Strip minute

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.

This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008