Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

Mexican Chocolate

sex with a mexican girl

i had some mexican chocolate last night, it was great

by TokenIranian October 13, 2016

Mexican toboggan

Fucking a Mexican chick from behind at the top of the steps while holding her arms behind her. As the male cums you let go of her arms and let her go face first down the steps.

I went on a date last night with a Mexican chick last night and while we went back home to my house she went for a nice Mexican toboggan ride down my steps.

by Harry Setoftestes June 9, 2018

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

Special Mexican

cholos with lawn mowers. They have enough skill to cut grass but can't really do anything else. You see the usual mexicans at restaurants, laying drywall, or driving ice cream trucks, but these guys have special skills. Chances are you've met one in the summer and they always want to mow your lawn, even in the winter.

get those damn special mexicans off my lawn they've been there for two hours. The grass doesn't even grow this time of year!

by DurkaDurkaDude May 8, 2015