When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 04, 2015
It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I am obsessed by you. I'm falling for you.
by Blanksora January 14, 2017
Bladen: Sean are you ready to party?
Sean: *no reply*
Bladen: What are you fucking gay shit mad?
Riles: FUCKING GAY SHIT MAD!
Sean: *no reply*
Bladen: What are you fucking gay shit mad?
Riles: FUCKING GAY SHIT MAD!
by Gayshitmadshawn November 11, 2019
A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 02, 2020
by JY. April 29, 2022
to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.
by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008
This is used to describe a person who is angry, mad or just plain old pissed off at everything and everyone.
by Adam Gribble July 24, 2007