One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

young minded bigotry

When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.

Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"

Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."

by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023

Mind games

Mind Games
noun

The art of mental manipulation, often used in relationships where one person (typically a female) employs subtle tactics of deception, confusion, or mixed signals to influence another person (usually a male) into acting, thinking, or feeling in a way that aligns with their desires, beliefs, or expectations.

Bro, I thought she was into me, but now she’s acting all distant. I swear she’s just playing mind games.

(A psychological chess match where the rules are unclear, but the goal is always control.)

by Eidrx February 9, 2025

mind your juice

Mind your buisness

Alternatives being mind ya grapes

Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice

by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021

it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.

I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.

by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024

Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021