Free Lunch

When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.

Damnit Vince you owe me free lunch that wasn’t a fart!

by The izzzyest August 21, 2018

Cut Lunch Commando

A certain individual that has a thing for one night stands with girls/guys in relationships.

Guy1: "Hey, doesn't Stacey have a boyfriend..?"
Guy2: "Yeah, why?"
Guy1: "You were making out with her in the corner for like 2 hours. You're such a Cut Lunch Commando."
Guy2: "Heh. Yeah."

by Envyeff June 15, 2010

launchpad

adjective
1. a stupid person
2. a wack individual

I met this banging ass chick last night, but after talking to her I found out she was a fuckin launchpad.

by Seleezie May 10, 2004

hot lunch

the male farts in the females mouth, followed by a makeout session.

Max and Sarah enjoyed a hot lunch except Max let a little more slip and now sarah is eating shit.

by Zachary Setum October 17, 2007

mexican rocket launcher

when you shit in a girls mouth then she procedes the throw up all over the place

mexican rocket launcher

by hugh ganus February 23, 2011

lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Business lunch

The act of pressing one's eyes into a woman's nipples with the face upside-down, then having her lick your tongue.

Wanna take me on a business lunch before sex this afternoon?

by Noble-savage October 15, 2010