Jock Itch

1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide

2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"

by AKA Donkey April 20, 2006

Jock McThick

Jock McThick refers to anything really. As long as you and the other person(s) understand what you referring to. or have discussed it before hand and are now talking about it again in a different form.

mark: are we going to watch porn tonight?
david: yeah.
(2 hours later)
david: okay lets go watch jock mcthick


look at those jock mcthicks mcthicketing

by Liz McBride December 28, 2004

jock

someone who is amazingly good at any sport he/she tries. someone who is popular because of sports, but doesn't have enough money to be a prep. most of the time,they use that to take advantage of something (i.e.- class officer elections)

Bob (the jock in this) is really popular and tries to wear preppy clothes, but just doesn't have enough money to actually fit in with the preps. (POOR BOB)

by Eagle Chica May 23, 2009

Jock

When all the girls wanna get wit you;
when your trying to pick up girls

those girls are all up on my jock;
All the girls are hoppin on my jock;
I be jockin on these girls

by B-doggy dawg April 26, 2009

Jock

To suck someone's ass hole.

He wants you to jock him.

by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

Knob Jockey

Someone Who Rides The Cock, Gayboy.

Lewis Renfrew is a massive Knob Jockey!

by ZakGibson September 13, 2010

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017